disappointment3265:

bernard-jackson:

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

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shinigami-thighs:

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doradotcom:

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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chinchillasinunison:

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you’ll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

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themysteriousmurasamecastle:

accidentally took the worst picture of my dog today

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copywriteddad:

she turnin on my timmy… nine months later we some fairly odd parents

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